Hiki's Hiku.-Ways to OWN your PET..

I'm smiling at her..She thinks she owns me...I AM: I breath, visualize and AM Pathetic. See now she's doing the awweeeee thing. Yep, she's gonna give me a piece of that, I don't know what it is, but it looks really good. Ohhh and it has a bone too. I'll just smile and flirt a little. More. I know if I grin really big and keep grinning, pawing at her, she'll give in.

There it is. Smell it. Oh yea, come Here Meat..SNACK. Yep, she's giving in. Keeps telling me she's not, but she is. Wait, she's putting it on that round thing, cooling my hind leg. I'll fix this: One more Big smile, I'll just keep on smiling showing lots of teeth, and flirting. BINGO..Take it over here, hide it and then she'll think i ate it all and get some more. See there it is, the whole round thing on the floor "for you" she saying. Yep, and I'm gonna take it all. Little stingy there aren't you..Could have given me some more. I'll just lick her shirt. She seems to like that, that laughing she does.

UH OH, wait, why is she doing THIS. Okay its just the kitchen. Feeding me more! I have a really good pet in this one. Whats with all the water in the silver thing? What do you mean "It'll make me feel better and smell better". What is IT! No, wait, I SWEAR I won't SMILE or FLIRT for any more Food. I SWEAR...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...OOOOOOHHH, I get this scratching though. It's warm. Oh yeah, I own her. A sauna. Who knew! All this stuff it smells funny. Wonder if its a Hey, now wait a minute, here, can't get a w a y from her. The thing is going to take me with it, its sucking my tail down with it..She's going to let it eat me. Ohhh NOOOOOO..

Why is it so dark in here? Doggie heaven, is there MEAT Here?! Fluffy, warm. LIKE this rubbing on me though. HEY LIGHT. IT didn't eat me..God, I smell good. Look at me. Dang I'm Gorgeous. See she even tells me this. Oh NO (kissy, kissy, the good puppy, what a beauty and she smells soooo good, kissy kissy). Now if she'd stop doing this on my nose. It's bugging me. NOT A GOOD PET...Hmmm, maybe it's time to ooooohhh Treat, treat, treat, Oh yeah GREENIE..Gimme gimme gimmeeeeeeeeee. I love my pet..She's not bad for a pet, suppose I'll keep her for now.

*Warped and slightly amused is a good terminology. I do ADORE this stupid, little 4 lb Chihuahua. I've hated Chihuahua's all my life, until THIS one. She looks like a cup of coffee and a container of cream was thrown on her, in an artsy way. She is stunning. Tiny little head. Warped little personality. She fits here well. As much as I wanted to get a Burmese Mountain Dog, I think she'll suffice.