Inclement weather..

Yeah, weather individuals pipe in this morning with: After rain, snow, sleet, hail and dropping temperatures, wind chills in the teens. Quite an icing out there this morning, leave early..One of many reasons why I set my alarm clock for the butt crack of Dark of 5:30 am. It's winter Still. It's white out, no I means it's White OUT. I can't see a thing beyond the windows in the apartment. All righty common logical prevails, warm up the auto for 15-20 minutes, making sure windows/views are completely clear, leave early for possible incidents.

Rushing is just asking for a situation. In my Humble Opinion. And it is most definitely Icy, as I slide around the first corner to get to the main road of the apartment complex. Yeah. Here it comes. This person in a Rush has now placed himself so that'll I'll need dental floss to get him out of my back end. I begin braking, waiting for the inevitable (in my mind). As I begin to brake, knowing I can't even to begin to see the front entrance, mind you which is uphill, 2ndly which is incredibly icy. I begin to veer slightly to the right side as I want to feel the curb(oh yes) against my tires(No,no really it's alright, I enjoy the close proximity).

This individual needs another cup of coffee. He is completely lacking in ANY notice that I've moved to the right, yeah, he's now accelerating and crawling along the side of me. I'm thinking this just isn't good. I get driving in hazardous conditions (not brain dead). I've come to a stop now, right about 2 feet from the main road. He's still going, chatting on his cell phone he'll have you know, flipping me off. Nice birdie, Parakeet I presume.LOL, uhhhhhh OKAY SPORT..By the way That's the ROAD your heading into.

Oblivious to any form of Sense, this individual being in the Mad Rush that he's in, continues forward south bound, Not braking even once, into east/west traffic. Snapping up my cell phone, kicking it on, I'm dialing 911 and he's broadsided and the cars begin to come together in something highly terrifying to watch. Because he's in a freaking RUSH, ON his cell phone and in a hurry, in a white out conditions and icy roads.

Yeah, HE'S alright, of course. My statement being taken, he refers to me (man should be ducting right about now and isn't..silly silly fool) as this stupid F*****G B***H that was doing only 10 miles an hour(yeah in a 10 mph Zone) and in his way. Sniff, sniff..Now mind you in my warped little brain, I've duct taped him to the front of my car, dressed up in a PINK tutu(amuses me) am doing roughly 80 down a busy 28th st in Grand Rapids at RUSH HOUR and forgetting to BRAKE. Moron..He's actually blaming ME.
The officers in question know that I was the one who was detailing this scenario on top of the fact the sound of this multiple car incident has been taped. Yeah, All my fault. Hey if it makes you feel better, sure why not.

This bozo concludes by getting 2 inches into my face and screaming "What the F*** do you think you were doing". Mind you I have police officers in my presence in which to assist in my not getting my head bashed in to badly and I throw a pretty good punch. My smart mouth comes off with "Well see I packed a picnic lunch this morning and it appears I'm short a Full Sandwich..Oh wait(looking directly at him) FOUND IT. Can't seem to find the juice though, hmm Smells like YOU Know where it's at"..I smile sweetly, batting my eyes, one of the officers comes directly in between us shaking his head, chuckling lowly, shakes his finger at me and tells me "You've been a bad young lady this morning"..I can live with that.

He didn't get it! I've just dogged you out and you Don't Get it..OMG!! Twit..Personal Property damage, causing the accident(recorded live at the 911 center),reckless driving, driving too fast for road conditions, ooohhh and you know they're going to nail him for the cell phone bit(hence the call can be traced and documented that he was most definitely on a call while causing the incident).Driving while under the influence(so sucks to be him this morning) OH, he has NO insurance! 100% Liability anyone? Well there ya go..Yeah, NEXT time(doubtful)maybe GET YOUR FAT LAZY BUTT OUT of bed 10 Minutes early and LEAVE EARLY. I know you overslept, because you'd been out partying, apparently by his smell of eau au-la whiskey. He's not going to be happy with these ramifications.

Needless to say my appointment this morning is irrelevant! Fortunately the bank in which I was having a 2nd meeting with was understanding and reset this for next week. I wore the wrong pantsuit anyways.

As you hear an ambulance remember this, Someone is crying. They may have just lost someone they love dearly. Get Out of their way, they've a life to save.