http://www.demotivators.com/mis24x30prin.html-Really check this out or go to: Despair.com, make your own depressed calendars or unique creative gift calendars:

'Just because your necessary, doesn't mean your important."

"If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."

"The race for quality has no finish line-
so technically, it's more like a death march."

"Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up."

"The Journey of a Thousand Miles
Sometimes Ends Very Very Badly'

"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Group"

"You Aren't Being Paid to Believe
In the Power of Your Dreams"

"It Could Be That The Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others"

"Hard Work Pays Off After Time,
But Laziness Always Pays Off Now"---NOT!!!