Monday, February 26, 2007

Another Chain goes the way ..

The Burger King Commercials, let discuss this shall we? Yeah... First society want perfectly good men to become Metro freaking sexuals... This is a Whole different rant..I'll leave this alone for a second.

Tell me Intelligent MEN are not buying into this B.S. Burger King is trying to sell them..THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA.. OUR men..They're not stupid..Stop putting commercials out there for the redundant "Po-Dunk"man..You know the one's. They look consistently at you as if you have some for of other life intelligence that they are completely unable to comprehend. Yeah DUH!.. As if a Group of men are going to band together for the BIG sandwich and the right to eat like a man..WTF? As if they don't now..Feed one lately..

I'm highly insulted by the fact the the fast food industry is going after the idealism of the "stupid male syndrome". Wait, does this exist? Apparently in their minds it does. I understand they're attempting to target a market of "real" men, with no perception to the Horrible Health Benefits of Eating such monstrous, artery clogging, fat ladened, proportions. While the commercials may be slightly entertaining for a very brief nano second, the Very next Nano Second is your brain Screaming at you..STOP!

It should be anyways..I'd be sorely pissed off by the mere fact that an intelligent, articulate man would buy into this HYPE.. Why is Burger King NOT being Boycotted? Why are individuals buying into the heinous onslaught of Stupid men marketing? (yes I know petitioning women to cook again and be WOMEN)

First Feminist want their fare shares..FINE!! Ahhhhh the beginning of the dumbing down of America..Whine, Pitch, Bitch, Moan..Shut the F*** UP.(Mind you I'm a woman)..I'm so tired of the persistence of the American Bitch, labeling, tagging and inundating our perfectly good men with some freaking idealism of Their mind set. (don't go out with the guys to be a guy, stay home honey, paint my toe nails, do the laundry, earn the money ooohhh and by the way I'm leaving you for your best friend who makes more money and doesn't kiss my ass, cause he's a real man...sigh..) We need not wonder what is wrong with relationships in this country..Women want soft, understand, household sharing, equal income, men, yet they don't want to go to war. "Women don't belong in war".."Women don't belong in the kitchen"..So many other "gripes" from the rankings of Super woman, who have completely emasculated their men. Ahhh, and their men Let them..Sigh..I shake my head in the sheer wonderment of how the heck we can even fathom how to rectify the Independent Liberalism in this country, which has mostly definitely taken its toll.

OOOHHHH I Know, I KNOW..Let's Televise our crappy relationships of unrealistic proportions on NATIONAL TV....Sigh me up Oprah..No, NO.. If you can't fix it at home, why Broadcast your own Stupidity? Because what, your a woman on a COO trip of POWER, Can't get a man b.s., or a man whose let his pants drop to his ankles far to many times and can no longer find a way nor the will to Keep them UP?!! Someone Give the American Man A hand UP..Let him be a guy..shut off the TV and Stop buying into the stupidity of Commercials..

PSSSSSsssssssssssssssstttttttt..Yes, that's why it's why called MARKETING..Targeting a gender specific goal of total bribery.. And Whoop your buying into it. STOP IT..

You so know its a women behind the marketing campaigns of Burger King right? Right? NO, you don't have to agree. I don't really care whether you do or do not..

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